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Superb High Attitude Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi


किसी के पास Ego है तो किसी के पास Attitude…

हमारे पास तो एक दिल है, वो भी बड़ा Cute…
Kisi ke paas ego hai to kisi ke paas Attitude..
Hamare paas to ek Dil hai, wo bhi bada Cute…

अपने हसीन होंटो को किसी पर्दे से छिपा लिया करो,
हम जरा गुस्ताख़ लोगो मैं से है,
नज़रो से चुम लिया करते है….

अरे Pagli ! तेरी 1 #Smile के लिए हम “Duniya” भुला देंगे, तो सोच तेरे 1 #आँसू के लिए कितनों को सुलादेंगे…

अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है…
उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है…?

ज्यादा ‪#‎Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि,
मेरे ‪#‎बाल‬ भी तेरे ‪#‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.

Hamare ठिकाने मे सिर्फ दो ही log कदम रखते है… जिनका फौलादी जीगर हो या जिनका zErO फिगर हो…

एक बात सुन पगली,
कभी मेरी आँखों में आँखे मत मिलाना,
फिर मत कहना कि ना चाहते हुए भी तूझसे प्यार हो गया…

हमारी रगों में वो खून दोड़ता है,
जिसकी एक बूंद अगर तेजाब पर गिर जाये तो तेजाब जल जाये…

Tu Mohabbat hai meri isliye mujse dur hai, Zid hoti to tu shaam tak meri bahon mein hoti.

Na Pistol rakhta hu na Churi rakhta hu, Dilwalo ka beta hu, Bas Dil mein Zigar rakhta hu.

Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par hum ‘Kimat’ se nahi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.

Thik hai Badal jao tum, Lekin ye yaad rakhna ki hum Badal gaye, to tum Karvatey badalte rahe jaogi.

Ye to Humne Duniyadari ki chadar Odhi hai, Jis din Dimag satka na to, Itihaas kya pura bhoogol badal denge.

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan, Dono hi teri aukaat se bahar hai.

Shukar maan ke mene Tujse kabhi mulakaat nahi ki, Warna Tere Dil ko tere khilaaf kar deta.

Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nahi hote.

Tum Zindagi mein aa gaye ho to ye khyal rakhna, Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.

Mein har kisi ke liye apne aap ko accha sabit nahi kar sakta, Lekin mein unke liye ‘Behtareen’ hu jo muje samajte hai.

Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nahi, Hamari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.

Jal jate hai mere andaaz se mere Dushman bhi, Kyon ki 1 muddat se na MOHABBAT badli na to DOST badle.

Koi na de hame khush rahene ki Dua Fir bhi koyi gum nehi, wese bhi hum khusiyaan rakhte nahi bant diya karte hai.

Hukumat wo hi karta hai Jiska Dilo pe Raj hota hai, Warna Yu to galiyon ke Murgo ke Sar pe bhi Taj hota hai.

Hathiyaar to shirf shoukh ke liye rakha karte hai, Khouf ke liye to bas Naam hi kafi hai.

Tere Didar ke liye aate hai teri galiyon mein, Warna Awargi ke liye to pura shaher pada hai.

Log muje ‘Bura’ kahete hai, Par muje bharosa hai ki Mein ‘Sabse Bura’ hu.

Hamari Gustakhi ki had mat puch, Hum Jamin par aayina rakh kar Aashmaan kuchal dete hai.

अपने Screen पर इसे –> ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ <– पथ्थर से Scratch कीजिए Whatsapp Balance मिलेगा…??


There's a cool feature on the Samsung Galaxy smartphone that will render your user's manual useless.

A hidden menu, which you can access by dialing a specific string of characters, lets you troubleshoot hardware issues and check your phone's functionality. The tool was first spotted by Android Central months ago, but now, more Samsung Galaxy owners are uncovering it. The menu contains a host of service checks.
To find the hidden menu, open the dial pad and enter *#0*# — with no spaces, just like you would any phone number.
Then wait a moment, and this screen should pop up:





Numerous buttons can run tests for vibration, RGB colors, touch-screen sensitivity, speaker output and so on. The color checks could be useful to single out dead pixels, but much of the menu functions might be a bit technical for the ordinary user.
You can also perform sensor checks; the accelerometer sensor ensures photos are aligned correctly on your phone (for example, that they are displayed upright rather than slanted or off-axis).
For this test, the phone displays a picture of a chihuahua. Hit the "sensor" button on the hidden menu; the screen should display raw data related to your phone's sensors.





Then, tap the "image test" icon in the upper right corner, circled below in red:





Another function is the touch-screen tracker, which traces the path of your finger. The speaker test plays a generic song rather loudly, so avoid testing this one out in public.







Jab bhi kisi beautiful ladki ko ladke k
sath
dekhta hu
aksar
Dil pe hath rkh k
khud ko tasalli deta hu
ki
bhai Behan hai
bhai behn hai 




Girlfriend texted me, "I have tried my best to make this relationship work but I seem to be the only one trying. So I have decided to break up with you and move on with my life. Can you delete my number and never contact me."?
I replied, "Who's this?" 




Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:"dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife:"Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai...




At Desi wedding
Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri."
Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri
phir
Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam
kar Lal wali ke
hi shaadi pe aaye h




Wife: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai ?
Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoonga




Santa Ne Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Phook Maari To Uske Piche Se Poo Nikal Gayi,
Phir Phook Mari, Phir Se Poo Nikal Gayi,
Santa Gusse Mein Pichwada Ghumakar Bola: “Le Tu Hi Bujha Le…“




Darwaje Pe Knock Knock Hui
Santa: “Kaun Hai?”
Police: “Police… Darwaza Kholo, Kuch Baat Karni Hai..”
Santa: “Tum Log Kitne Ho?”
Police: “3?
Santa: “Toh Saalo, Apas Mein Baat Karlo Na”




When rajnikant was in school , someone stole his rough book of english
and
now
that book is known as 'OXFORD DICTIONARY'




Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad
kya
aata hai.......?.?
Pappu:- 6,7
Dad:- wah mera beta to
bahot
brilliant hai
Or 6,7 k baad..??
Pappu:- 8,9,10.
Dad:- kya baat hai beta or
uske
baad.........?. ?
Pappu:
Gulam, begum, badshah.. 




Golu - Aye Papya,Tere Hath Pair Q Kaap Rahe Hai , Aaj Tu Itna Ghabraya Huva Kyu Hai
Pappu - Thoda Confusion Ho Gaya Yaar 
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Golu - Kya Confusion Huva ?? 
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Pappu - Arey Me Jungle Me Tatti Kar Raha Tha,To Muje Ped (tree) Ke Piche Kuch Dikha,Muje Laga Saap (snake) Hai 
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, Par Vo Ped Ki Lakdi Nikali 
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Golu - Sale Fattu Isme Itna Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai 
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Pappu - Lekin Fir Jab Meine Us Saap Ko Marne Ke Liye Jo Lakdi Uthayi Vo Asli Saap Nikala 


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Boy in a romantic mood -
Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai.
Thandi hawa bhi hai..
Badal bhi hai aasmaan mein..
Baarish bhi hone wali hai.....
Tumhe kya lagta hai???
Girl (gusse mein) - Mujhe lagta hai
aaj meri ijjat khatre mein hai
kaminey



Husband: "Hi Honey, I was driving to
Susan's place along the coast road
and had a sudden puncture. The car
skidded and rolled over. Only a small
tree kept me from sliding over a cliff
and falling 500 feet. I managed to
crawl out of the car only one second
before the tree snapped and the car
fell over the cliff. I am now in
hospital with a broken arm, several
broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and
severe concussion."
Wife: "Who is Susan?" 




Tum kisi bhi din school/college miss
kar do
aur next day ,
pehle jisko bhi call karoge kal kya
padhaya gaya
tha ?
kuch homework bhi hai kya ?
wo kamina pakka bolega: bhai, kal to
mai b nhi gya
tha
agree 




My Friend was sitting outside a nursing home
Me : Kya hua sab thik to hai?
yaha kyu baitha hai?
Friend : Haa sab thik,
Yaha Wifi ka signal aa ra hai.


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