A poem by every girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho…
"Kahun K Kia Ho Tum....?"
Mere liye meri Duniya ho Tum,
Cho k jo Guzre wo Hawa ho Tum,
Maine jo Mangi wo Dua ho Tum,
Kya maine Mehsos wo Ehsas ho Tum,
Meri Nazar ki Talash ho Tum,
Meri Zindagi ka Qarar ho Tum,
Maine jo Chaha wo Pyar ho Tum,
Mere Intizar ki Rahat ho Tum,
Mere Dil ki Chahat ho Tum,
Tum ho tu Duniya hai Meri,
Kaise Kahun k Sirf Pyar Nahin,
Meri JAAN ho Tum.
Boy: What Should I Do ?
Girl: Just Follow Your Heart.
Boy: What Do You Think My Heart Says ?
Girl: I Don’t Know,I’m Not Your Heart.
Boy: You’re Most 0f It
Girls’ Language :
Stupid
(U r Smart)
…Idiot
(U r Luking Cute)
Shut Up
(I Love U)
I’ll Kill U
(I’ll Die 4 U)
Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now …)
Frwrd Girls To Laugh
n
Boys To Understand ..
Girls’ Language :
Stupid
(U r Smart)
…Idiot
(U r Luking Cute)
Shut Up
(I Love U)
I’ll Kill U
(I’ll Die 4 U)
Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now …)
Frwrd Girls To Laugh
n
Boys To Understand ..
Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.
kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!
Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna,
Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna,
yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi naam ho,
par mohabbat ka ehsaas dil se kam na karna..
maana k mumkin nahin hai milan apna ,
per is umeed pe baandh rakha hai tujh se dil ka
rishta
k shayed takdeer likhty samay dil bhar aaye
kaatib-e- takdeer ka
Khuli jo Aankh tou woh tha,
Na woh zamana tha,
Dehakti Aag thi,
Tanhai thi,
Fasana tha.
Ghamon ne ßant lia yun mujhy Aapas me,
K jaise main koi Loota hua khazana tha.
Yeh kia k chnd hi Qadmun pe thak k ßaith gaye?
Tumhen tou sath mera door tk nibhana tha.
Mujhy jo mere laho me dubo k Guzra hy,
Woh koi gair nhe,
Yaar ek purana tha.
Khud apne hath se shehzad usko kaat dia,
K jis darkhat ki Thehni pe Aashyana tha..
Mohabaton Me Kuch Aise B Haal Hote Hain,,
Khafa Hon Jin Se Unhin K Khayal Hote Hain,,
Machalte Rehte Hain Zehnon Me Was’Wason Ki
Tarha,,
Haseen Log B Jaan Ka Wabaal Hote Hain,,
Mai Dil K Zakham Chupaon Teri Tarha Kaise,,
K Tere Paas To Lafzon K Jaal Hote Hain,,
Bus Ek Tu Hi hy Sabab Udasi Ka,,
Tarha Tarha K Dil Ko Malaal Hote Hain
Seyaah Raat Me Jalte Hain Jugnuon Ki Tarha
Dilon K Zakham B Kamaal Hote Hain…..!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME
CHECKING U.
A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding
Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die?
Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest
Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note:
” I’ll Do Anything For Your
Happiness…”
Moral:
Never Joke With Brainless
Girls …
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I’ve bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I’m kidding, She is Dead…
Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . .
Dr. To Patient’s Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient’s Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . . .
Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha
Socha tha ki is kadar bhul jayenge......
Dekh kr v undekha kar jayenge.....
Par jab jab aya unka chehra nazron ke saamne, socha is baar Dekh le....agli baar phir...Bhul jayenge......
Arz kiya he.....
Humein to apnone luta....
gero me kaha dum tha,
Meri HADDI tuti vahan ,jaha Hospital band tha,
mujhe jis AMBULANCE me dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhe riksha me isliye bithaya kyon ki uska bhada kum tha,
Mujhe DOCTOR ne uthaya nurse me kaha dum tha,
Mujhe jis BED pe litaya uske niche BOMB tha,
Mujhe BOMB se udaya kyon ki goli me kaha dum tha,
Aur mujhe SADAK pe dafnaya gaya kyon ki SAMSHAN me function tha
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